Dear Playboy, I have a secret for you.

An article in Playboy attempts to explain "how and why women's breasts have changed over the years".

I feel that it is very important to express the following:

Women's breasts do not change when a new style of them goes in or out of vogue.

We have not evolved since the 1950s. Boobs look the same now as they always did.

A better article in Jezebel explains why the previous article is stupid.